Yep, here I am.

Oh hi, I didn't see you there. I suppose I should feel bashful about this vowing to blog more often, posting once or twice, and then going MIA for the better part of a year thing I keep doing. I will blame it on the part of my personality that immediately turns a task into something insurmountably dread-worthy. So what I am going to do is to post 10 swatches every day (or nearly every day) until my back catalog is empty, and then give blogging the old college try.

Easter Manicure - Various polishes This was a favorite of mine. It was surprisingly not-that-difficult to do and my students went nutty for it. I saw a picture on Tumblr that inspired this, but it didn't link to a blog, so I have no idea who to credit.

Essie “Go Overboard” with Pure Ice "Heartbreaker" on top. "Heartbreaker" is a cult favorite topcoat and I bought mine over a year ago but never used it. It did a great job of sprucing up a basic dark teal polish. This looked especially pretty under water, but alas, it is impractical to live life with sinks running on your hands at all times.

Glitter Gal "Light as a Feather" Major, major, major disappointment but I can't really blame the outcome of this manicure entirely on the polish. I did this manicure the night before I left to chaperone my school's Washington, DC field trip. I painted my nails, but in the interest of time I used Seche Vite to top coat them. I have heard that quick dry top coats (or maybe top coats in general) dull the effect of holographic polishes, but I needed to do to bed and my nails needed to be dry for that to happen. The holo effect was average at best and the Seche Vite darkened the polish and made the tips look dingy. I was seriously tempted to stop at some DC drugstore for remover and cotton balls. Does this Seche Vite darkening/dingy thing happen to anyone else? It usually only happens with light colors and it is quite distressing.

Revlon "Calla Lily" A better in theory than in practice. This is a white jelly base with lots of gold shimmer. I always want this kind of polish to work for me, but it always winds up thick and/or streaky.

Cult Nails "Crusin Nude" It was hard to capture the pink sheen in photos. This is a great understated but not old lady color. I had forgotten how much I liked this color until this blog post, so huzzah blogging.

Zoya “Bevin” I am pretty sure I got this in a Birchbox. It is a nice, but standard teal/jade creme. Nothing to write home about.

Butter London “Disco Biscuit” I like this polish, but I wish it looked more like it did in the bottle. Which is more blue, less pink. It should probably be noted that this dried to a matte and somewhat blah finish. It top coat really makes this.

Cult Nails "Living Water" The base is a bit too dark and overpowers the shimmer. This looks fantastic in the sunlight though.

OPI "Just Spotted the Lizard" One of the many Chanel "Peridot" dupes that have come out over the last year. The formula on this was pretty good and definitely less streaky than I feared. This was also a big hit, which confused me until I remembered that I don't live in a world populated exclusively by nail bloggers and sometimes people are just impressed with an unusual color. A nice realization.

Rescue Beauty Lounge "Chinoise" Classic, true red. As is the case with every RBL polish I own, the application was flawless and was nearly a one-coater.

Nails: February and March 2012

Oh right, blogging about nails and books and life. Manicure #9: China Glaze "Dance Baby"

Not the greatest picture (hi toilet!) but it was the closest I could come in terms of color accuracy. This is a medium, bubble-gum pink creme polish. I loved this polish, and strangely enough, a lot of my male students complimented it as well. Manicure #10: China Glaze "First Mate"

The absolute best navy blue creme, hands down. It is bright enough so that it is clearly blue, but dark enough to be a true navy. Flawless application and little to no staining when I removed it. Manicure #11: Valentine's Day Owl Manicure

I was inspired to do this manicure by Chalkboard Nails. I was looking for some idea for Valentine's Day and came across this idea, deemed it too difficult for me to do, and moved on. I wound up not coming up with anything I liked better and decided to give it a try. The base color was Zoya "Caitlin" which I love for the color and because it is my namesake polish. After a childhood devoid of anything personalized, I will basically buy anything with my name on it. This could have turned out better/neater, but overall I thought it was cute and appropriate for the holiday. Manicure #12: Nerd Lacquer "Entirely Unlike Tea"

This polish has beautiful rainbow micro glitter in it that is very difficult to photograph. The base is a little sheer, so I may try layering this over a similar colored creme polish next time. Manicure #12: China Glaze "Aquadelic"

Not too much to say about this polish. Another A+ creme polish from China Glaze. It is a smidge greener than my picture, but these bright colors always do wonky things to my camera. Disappointing side note: this is one of a handful of polishes that do not play nice with fast dry top coats. By day 2 or 3 the polish had darkened significantly, with the worst of it being near the tips. Ugh, hate that Manicure #13: China Glaze "Sweet Hook"

I completely forgot that I even wore this polish, so it obviously it a very important polish. Again, China Glaze creme, so it was good. It leaned a little warmer than most of my lavender polishes, which is more flattering on my warm-ish skin tone. Manicure #14: Essie "Navigate Her"

My apologies for the awful picture, but it was the only one that semi-accurately showed the color of this polish. It is a brightened pistachio, and probably the closest I've come to finding a green grape hued polish. I really loved this color. Manicure #15: Finger Paints "Grape Gumball"

Glass fleck blurple. Not terribly unique but it called to me at Sally Beauty Supply. Probably because the sales associate let me go into the back room to look at the polishes they hadn't put out yet. Manicure #16: Wet n Wild "Sugar Coat"

I was skeptical about the opacity of this polish, but I read good things online so I took the $3 risk. These super pale pinks (think OPI Bubble Bath) are always a streaky mess for me, so I've stayed away from them. This is three coats and it isn't perfect, but it's pretty good. Manicure #17: Galaxy Nails

Definitely one of my favorite manicures. This is black creme (maybe Wet n Wild?) with a neon purple no name brand polish and a yellow from Revlon sponged on top. I finished the whole thing with "Fairy Dust" by China Glaze. "Fairy Dust" is one of those polishes that instantly spruces up a manicure. I've used this over several imperfect water marbles to mask my mistakes. Manicure #18: Essie "A Crewed Interest"

Not much to say here: standard peach creme. Application was nice, but I often worry these kinds of colors make me look like an old lady. Manicure #19: China Glaze "Agro"

Love the color but it was a little on brush stroke-y side. This is a very December color to me, so wearing it in March (and North Carolina March) was causing mental discord. Manicure #20: China Glaze "Dress Me Up" with China Glaze "Medallion"

Oh hey, bathroom at work. Is that, or is that not the epitome of a public school bathroom? Anyway, I loved this manicure so much. The browned pink base of "Dress Me Up" benefited from the jazzing up the polka dots and chunky gold glitter brought. My students loved this one too, which is always the mark of a good manicure. Manicure #21: Butter London "No More Waity, Katie" over Zoya "Caitlin"

I read that this was pretty sheer, so I layered it overly the similarly colored "Caitlin". I kind of wish I hadn't, as I felt it wound up a little too dark and dismal looking. Manicure #22: Essie "Turquoise & Caicos"

This was my first non-untried polish this year. I wore this for the first time last summer and I loved it then. No change this time. It is very similar to "Aquadelic" but definitely less bright. If I had to guess, a non nail polish person probably couldn't tell the difference between the two. And at long last, that is it for February and March. And once again, just in time for April's post. The school year is winding down and I have all kinds of grand plans for how I will spend all those summer hours. I also recently passed the halfway mark for my 30 Books in 2012 goal, and it is well before the halfway mark for the year so I feel pretty optimistic. A book post is forthcoming, for real this time.